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Lawyer’s golf injury

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the...


Never settle an account

A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night. “Dad, listen,” he shouted, “I?ve finally settled that old McKinney...


Love for material goods

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car,...


I’m extremely honest

An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house...


Make a donation here

At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn’t made a...


Barber gives free cuts

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do...


I want to take his place

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to...


Lawyers on a flight

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an...

political corruption

Who are you talking to?

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars...


How’s business doing?

Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night. “How?s business?” asked the first. “Rotten,” replied the other. “Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for...


What job does he have?

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do...


The oldest profession

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, “Remember,...

Dogs Don't Understand

Dogs Don’t Understand

1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He shouldn’t...

alligator shoes

Buy Alligator Shoes

A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay...

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